Because Mama is Gonna Lose Her Sh*t

Now living in this household: one person living a lowcarb lifestyle, one person starting a paleo lifestyle after being told they may have a food  allergy/intolerance, a carnivorous tween that would eat red meat all day every day if I'd let her, and a tween in training that trends towards a more vegetarian lifestyle. I have one kitchen and NO desire whatsoever to turn it into a restaurant- this mama is not gonna be cranking out four different meals for four different people seven days a week! I've got to figure something out, or I'm gonna lose my mind 😖